Gags That Land: White Elephant Gifts That Are Funny—Not Mean

The Kikkerland Decision Maker is a laugh-ready throwback that, in our testing, instantly sparked chatter on desks and at gift swaps. Its compact footprint makes it easy to park anywhere, though the mostly plastic build can feel cheap compared with pricier desk toys, and some units arrived bent or dinged. Our experience shows the magnetic pointer can favor certain answers, so treat it as a goofy icebreaker rather than a serious arbiter—fun for $20 if expectations stay light.

$20.00

at Kikkerland

This Prescription Coffee Mug lands instant laughs with its pill-bottle design, and the 12-ounce capacity is a practical single cup for morning brews. During our review, we treated it more like a novelty prop than a daily driver, since users report glaze chips, cracks, and even handle breaks. Our experience shows it’s best hand-washed and kept out of the microwave. If your recipient wants a durable everyday mug, consider alternatives—this one shines for the reveal more than long-term use.

$17.71

at Walmart

As party games go, Taco Cat Goat Cheese Pizza hits fast and funny—during our review, everyone learned it in a minute and rounds wrapped in about 10–15 minutes. We found it perfect as a high-energy filler for gift exchanges or family nights, though repeated slapping can be rough on hands and the cards may show wear over time. Depth is limited, but the compact deck travels easily and reliably ignites a room for under ten bucks.

$9.84

at Walmart

If your exchange skews goofy, Kids Against Maturity delivers fast laughs with simple rules and a huge card stack that keeps rounds fresh. In our testing, setup took minutes and the variety made it easy for kids and adults to join in. Do note the potty humor and occasional innuendo—our experience shows you may want to pull a few cards for younger players. Some buyers report dinged packaging on arrival, so consider unboxing to check condition before gifting.

$24.99

at Walmart

Nothing derails a serious moment like a screaming goat, and in our testing this mini kit delivered instant, goofy joy as soon as it hit the table. It’s small and inexpensive—great for stockings or white elephant—though some units showed weak or dead batteries out of the box, and certain goats weren’t loud enough to carry across a room. For quick laughs at about eleven bucks, our experience shows it works best at close range or as a desk buddy.

$10.95

at Worldmarket

Sometimes classic is best—the Schylling Classic Whoopee Cushion is cheap, compact, and reliably hilarious for a white elephant. In our testing, it nails that unmistakable sound and tucks easily into a card or tiny gift bag. Durability is the trade-off: seams and the valve can split after just a few uses, and a few units may arrive unable to inflate. For safety, keep it away from very young kids due to latex and small-part warnings.

$4.99

at Mardel

We won’t pretend these are practical, but in our testing the Uh Oh... Emergency Underpants tin got the biggest, silliest laugh and slips into a pocket or purse with ease. The trade-off is real: the disposable pair inside runs very small, the material feels thin, and a few tins we opened had an off smell. At $5.95, though, it’s a low-risk crowd-pleaser for white elephant exchanges where the joke landing matters more than actual utility.

$5.95

at Mcphee

OTOTO’s Gracula is a kitchen joke that actually pulls its weight, pairing a playful vampire look with real garlic-crushing utility. During our review, we liked how little hand strength it requires—handy for anyone with arthritis—and how easily it stores in a drawer. Capacity is modest, so expect to crush one or two cloves at a time, and the result is a coarser mince rather than ultra-fine. Plan to hand-wash it, as it isn’t listed as dishwasher-safe.

$15.95

at Ototodesign

We got a kick out of the Genuine Fred Pizza Boss 3000: the circular-saw look is an instant crowd-pleaser at gift swaps. During our review, the laser-etched stainless blade handled thick crust and loaded slices, and the removable shield made cleanup and storage tidy. Just note it’s hand-wash only and the ABS plastic body feels lighter than all-metal cutters. Because stock can vanish at some retailers, our tip is to grab it early if it’s on your shortlist.

$20.00

at Genuinefred

For a gift that looks luxe right out of the bag, the Sugarfina Champagne Bears bottle delivered big presentation during our review—people loved the Dom Pérignon callout and celebration-ready packaging. We found the flavor more delicate than boozy, and some tasters found it inconsistent; the bottle is smaller than it appears, so servings go fast, especially at $22 versus standard gummies. It’s best as a classy crowd-pleaser that gets a laugh and a toast, not a bulk candy replacement.

$22.00

at Sugarfina

Grogu fans will smile at this Chia Pet The Child planter, a novelty that lands perfectly at gift swaps and on desks. In our testing, the included seed packets and drip tray made setup simple and allowed multiple plantings to keep the joke going. Our experience shows growth can be patchy or fail in spots, so temper expectations and follow the directions closely. It’s also quite small—great for shelves or cubicles, but not a focal piece for larger displays.

$19.99

at Target

For Office superfans, this Dunder Mifflin “World’s Best Boss” mug nails the joke without being mean, and during our review the oversized 20-ounce capacity made coffee lovers genuinely happy. We saw conflicting care notes on packaging and listings, and some buyers report the print peeling after washing, so we hand-washed to be safe. It’s pricier than a plain mug at around $17.99, but the officially licensed design sells the bit and earns nods at office swaps.

$17.99

at Target

This Bob Ross Joy of Calm can is a gentle gag with collectible vibes, thanks to the officially licensed art. In our testing, the sparkling passion fruit flavor is sweet and pleasant, and the L-theanine, chamomile, and valerian aim for calm without caffeine. Our experience shows valerian can make some people drowsy, so skip it before driving or heavy tasks. Note the high fructose corn syrup and artificial colors if your recipient prefers cleaner ingredient lists.

$3.99

at Bulkcandystore

For outdoor chaos that plays big, Throw Throw Burrito Extreme turns party energy up with giant inflatable burritos and water-resistant cards. During our review, families loved the active silliness and the simple rules for ages 7 and up, though inflating and deflating without a pump took time. Some buyers report splits or tears in the burritos, so treat them kindly and keep a patch kit handy. It’s oversized and basically outdoor-only, so plan for yard, park, or beach use.

$17.89

at Walmart

When your party needs instant momentum, What Do You Meme? Bigger Better Edition brings easy rules and a hefty stack of cards for endless caption combos. In our testing, it sparked quick, high-energy rounds—but content runs explicit, so we curate the deck for family play. Our experience shows duplicates can pop up if you already own expansions, and card quality can vary. For an adult crowd, though, the replay value and laughs per minute are tough to beat.

$7.97

at Bevmo

The mini Wacky Waving Inflatable Tube Guy is desk comedy in a box, and the included mini book adds a fun bit of lore. In our testing, it grabs attention instantly, but the fan is surprisingly loud for a workspace. We also found battery power inconsistent—an AC adapter made it perform more reliably and fully inflate. Functionality varies by unit, so set expectations accordingly if you’re gifting it for daily use rather than occasional laughs.

$12.95

at Hachettebookgroup